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From A Child's Perspective...
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
"You got to find somebody who likes the
same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that
you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming."
Alan, age 10
"No person really decides before they
grow up who they're going to marry. God
decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you're stuck with."
Kirsten, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
"Twenty-three is the best age because
you know the person FOREVER by then."
Camille, age 10
"No age is good to get married at. You
got to be a fool to get married."
Freddie, age 6
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
"Married people usually look happy to
talk to other people."
Eddie, age 6
"You might have to guess, based on whether
they seem to be yelling at the same kids."
Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
"Both don't want no more kids."
Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
"Dates are for having fun, and people
should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something
to say if you listen long enough."
Lynnette, age 8
"On the first date, they just tell each
other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go
for a second date."
Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
"I'd run home and play dead.
The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they
wrote about me in all the dead columns."
Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
"When they're rich."
Pam, age 7
"The law says you have to be eighteen,
so I wouldn't want to mess with that."
Curt, age 7
"The rule goes like this: If you kiss
someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them.
It's the right thing to do."
Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
"I don't know which is better, but I'll
tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife.
I don't want to be all grossed out."
Theodore, age 8
"It's better for girls to be single but
not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them."
Anita, age 9
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
"There sure would be a lot of kids to
explain, wouldn't there?"
Kelvin, age 8
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
"If you want to last with your man, you
should wear a lot of sexy clothes, especially underwear that
is red and maybe has a few diamonds on it."
Lori, age 8
"Tell your wife that she looks pretty
even if she looks like a truck."
Ricky, age 10
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