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It's The Truth!

Three guys are out having a relaxing day fishing. Out of the blue, they caught a mermaid who begged to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish. One of the guys just didn't believe it, and said,. "OK if you can really grant wishes, then double my I.Q."

The mermaid said, "Done."

Suddenly, the guy started to recite Shakespeare flawlessly and to analyze it with extreme insight. The second guy was so amazed he said to the mermaid, "Triple my I.Q."

The mermaid said, "Done." The guy started to spout out all the mathematical solutions to problems that have been stumping all the scientists of varying fields: physics, chemistry, etc.

The last guy was so enthralled with the changes in his friends, that he said to the mermaid, "Quintuple my I.Q."

The mermaid looked at him and said, "You know, I normally don't try to change people's minds when they make a wish, but I really wish you'd reconsider."

The guy said, "Nope, I want you to increase my I.Q. times five and if you don't do it, I won't set you free."

"Please," said the mermaid. "You don't know what you're'll change your entire view of the universe. Won't you ask for something else...a million dollars, anything?"

But no matter what the mermaid said, the guy insisted on having his I.Q. increased by five times its usual power. So the mermaid sighed and said, "Done."

And he became a woman.


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