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You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

 

The Earth Is Full - Go Home

 

I Have The Body Of A God......Buddha

 

This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me

 

So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time

 

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

 

If Progress Means To Move Forward What Does Congress Mean?

 

If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

 

Politics - From The Words "Poly" Meaning "Many"; And "Ticks" As In Small, Bloodsucking Parasites

 

The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name

 

He Who Dies With The Most Toys...Still Dies

 

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

 

Illiterate? Write For Help

 

Honk If Anything Falls Off

 

Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes

 

He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest

 

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit

 

I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person

 

Dyslexics Of The World - Untie!

 

You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

 

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To

 

Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?

 

It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now

 

And Finally...

 

I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere

 


 

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