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There ain't no answer. There ain't going to
be any answer. There never has been an answer. That's the answer.
- GETRUDE STEIN
If you wish to obtain an orthodox understanding
of Zen, do not be deceived by others. Inwardly or outwardly,
if you encounter any obstacles kill them right away. If you encounter
the Buddha, kill him.
- RINZAI
Work is prayer.
Work is also stink. Therefore stink is prayer.
- ALDOUS HUXLEY
Angels can fly because they take themselves
lightly.
- G.K. CHESTERTON
Time is the longest distance between two places.
- TENNESSEE WILLIAMS
Life happens too fast for you to ever think
about it. If you could just persuade people of this, but they
insist on amassing information.
- KURT VONNEGUT
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to
reality, they are
not certain; as far as they are certain, they do not refer to
reality.
- ALBERT EINSTEIN
Cloquet hated reality
but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak.
- WOODY ALLEN
It does not matter how slow you go so long
as you do not stop.
- CONFUCIUS
Everyone is in the best seat.
- JOHN CAGE
I don't know. I don't care. And it doesn't
make any difference.
- JACK KEROUAC
All that we know is nothing, we are merely
crammed wastepaper baskets, unless we are in touch with that
which laughs at all our knowing.
- D.H. LAWRENCE
Nothing is more conducive to peace
of mind than not having any opinion at all.
- G.C. LICHTENBERG
When you're green, you're growing. When you're
ripe, you rot.
- RAY KROC
It is better to ask some of the questions
than to know all the answers
- JAMES THURBER
How is it that little children are so intelligent
and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
- ALEXANDRE DUMAS, fils
If a man has nothing to eat, fasting is the
most intelligent thing he can do.
- HERMAN HESSE
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty.
Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
- ALICE ROOSEVELT LONGWORTH
Learn your lines and don't trip over the furniture.
- SPENCER TRACY
Stay out of jail.
- ALFRED HITCHCOCK
It requires a certain kind of mind to see
beauty in a hamburger bun. Yet, is it any more unusual to find
grace in the texture and softly curved silhouette of a bun than
to reflect lovingly on…the arrangement of textures and colors
in a butterfly's wing?
- RAY KROC
Sacred
cows make great hamburgers.
- ROBERT REISNER
There's a certain Buddhistic calm that comes
from having…money in the bank.
- TOM ROBBINS
A great deal of intelligence can be invested
in ignorance when the need for illusion
is deep.
- SAUL BELLOW
I think I think; therefore, I think I am.
- AMBROSE BIERCE
We should take care not to make the intellect
our god; it has, of course,
powerful muscles, but no personality.
- ALBERT EINSTEIN
Computers are useless. They can only give
you answers.
- PABLO PICASSO
Articulate words are a harsh clamor and dissonance.
When man arrives at his highest perfection, he will again be
dumb!
- NATHANIEL HAWTHORNE
Using words to describe magic is like using
a screwdriver to cut roast beef.
- TOM ROBBINS
Thinking doesn't seem to help very much. The
human brain is too high-powered to have many practical uses in
this particular universe.
- KURT VONNEGUT
There must be more to life than having everything!
- MAURICE SENDAK
Think enough and you won't know anything.
- KENNETH PATCHEN
When you are at sea, keep clear of the land.
- PHBLILIUS SYRUS
Man, if you gotta ask, you'll never know.
- LOUIS ARMSTRONG
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim,
no meaning, and yet I am happy. I can't figure it out. What am
I doing right?
- CHARLES M. SCHULZ
How old would you be if you didn't know how
old you was?
- SATCHEL PAIGE
The game is not about becoming somebody, it's
about becoming nobody.
- BABA RAM DAS
It takes a long time to understand nothing.
- EDWARD DAHLBERG
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