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You Know You've Had Too Much Of The 90's
When...
| 1. | You tried to enter your password on the microwave. |
| 2. | You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted." |
| 3. | You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years. |
| 4. | You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. |
| 5. | You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he e-mails you back "What's for dinner?" |
| 6. | Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site. |
| 7. | You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor once this year. |
| 8. | You didn't give your significant other a valentine card this year, but you posted one for your e-mail buddies via a web page. |
| 9. | Your daughter just bought a C.D. of all the records your college roommate used to play. |
| 10. | You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains echinacea. |
| 11. | You check your blow dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant. |
| 12. | Your grandmother keeps asking you to send her JPEG files of your newborn so she can create a screen saver. |
| 13. | You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home. |
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