A Metaphor is like a Simile.
A good way to deal with predators is to taste
terrible.
Bumper sticker on a hearse: I'd rather be
breathing
Clairvoyant's meeting canceled due to unforeseen
events.
Do NOT look into laser with remaining eyeball!
Do not put statements in the negative form.
Fools rush in wherever lottery tickets are
sold.
For every vision there is an equal and opposite
revision.
Have an adequate day.
I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!!
I couldn't care less about apathy.
I don't want the world, I just want your half.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Life would be easier if I had the source code.
Make Headlines..use a corduroy pillow....
My computer's sick, I think my modem's a carrier.
No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work
anyway.
Read what I mean, not what I write.
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
That's inches away from being millimeter perfect.
Useless Invention: Lie detectors for politicians.
Would I ask you a rhetorical question?
You can name your salary here. I call mine
Fred.
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