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Prayer & Fasting Conference: the cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals.

 

Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 p.m. in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

 

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.

 

Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.

 

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

 

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

 

Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

 

The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are afflicted with any church.

 

The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their girddles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

 

Remember in prayer those who are sick of our church and community.


 


 

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