1. |
You tried to enter your password on the microwave. |
2. |
You now think of three espressos as "getting
wasted." |
3. |
You haven't played solitaire with a real deck
of cards in years. |
4. |
You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach
your family of 3. |
5. |
You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that
dinner is ready, and he e-mails you back "What's for dinner?" |
6. |
Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her
web site. |
7. |
You chat several times a day with a stranger
from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor
once this year. |
8. |
You didn't give your significant other a valentine
card this year, but you posted one for your e-mail buddies via
a web page. |
9. |
Your daughter just bought a C.D. of all the records
your college roommate used to play. |
10. |
You check the ingredients on a can of chicken
noodle soup to see if it contains echinacea. |
11. |
You check your blow dryer to see if it's Y2K
compliant. |
12. |
Your grandmother keeps asking you to send her
JPEG files of your newborn so she can create a screen saver. |
13. |
You pull up in your own driveway and use your
cell phone to see if anyone is home. |