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....then there is the story of the man, sitting at a bar, who notices this absolutely stunning woman walk in. He just can't take his eyes off of her--he's captivated. To his astonishment, she walks directly over to the bar and takes the stool next to him.

Although he knows he is being rude, he continues to stare, and before he can apologize she fixes him with a deep gaze, and in a throaty voice she whispers, "I'll do anything you want me to for $100."

The man gasps, but quickly recovering, he pulls out his wallet and extracts five crisp $20 bills. He takes her hand, firmly places the folded bills into her palm, closes her fingers over it, leans toward her meaningfully and says, "Paint my house."

 


 

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